beautiful

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.His eyes fluttered openand he said, “You're beautiful!” and then hefell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered openand he said “You're cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”

Water In Carburetor

"The car won't start," said a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburetor." "How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburetor is." "I'm telling you," repeated the wife,"I'm sure there's waterin the carburetor." "We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?" "In the swimming pool."

nice answer

Girl:nakosam em chestav boy:cheppu em cheyalo girl:na kosam chandhurudini tesukuvastava boy:mari bhoomi chuttu me babu tiruguthada..:-P